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What do you think, he is not an ignorant sex tourist, no wham bam thank you mam, he knows the cultural thing, the oriental ways, they do small talk and all before, he for one respects the girls, whores are people too, how about family, buffalo, life, all that, he's horny AND polite, the gentle john.
FOUR costumers already! Is it Wednesday or Thursday today, he calculates? How many blokes bonk her per week? How much she makes per month, minus holidays? What is the interest rate on real estate credits? His spongy body is not into math, gets bored, he leaves undone. Why, no shortage of lasses, walks into Nana again, Mr.
Off to the short time compartment, baht a key, you shower, I shower, okay, and then that oriental talk-talk thing, life and all, person to person, interactive, correct, what else. Oh she says, in her eight years of business, she's had all sorts of customers, all different, you know, different from condom size 49 to condom size 61, so different, but 61 too much for her, she goes, can't take it, she admits, can't even blow it, she regrets, chai khah— Heck, eight years size 49 to 61?
So what is the average condom size, and which size is right for Mr. How does he compare with eight years of 49 to 61 penetrators? Right now they'd need a microscope, Noi means small, he leaves undone. Polite chap him, inquires about her well-being again, life and what else, how about business in the roar of dust and diesel, oh she has regular customer, "I shit for him, he eat", WHAT?!?!? Lek means small too, he leaves undone. Nah, those ruthless enterprising talkative Bangkok whores, not for him, not his class.
Let's go for the real thing, let's go to the sources, let's go upriver, let's make Isaan cuties happy in Isaan. Yep, TAT's Khon Khaen tourist office once sported a city map highlighting ten massage places, all in the map's "entertainment" category.